60-year old in-flight granny panics with claustrophobia!
Next thing.. she’s handcuffed! Suspicious “notes” are
found. Two F-16 fight jets are scrambled (just in case the plane
needs to be shot down). Flight gets diverted. Delayed on tarmac
for hours. Sniffer dogs nosing everyone’s baggage. And the
whole thing makes it onto worldwide TV!
Didn’t do much for her claustrophobia, I guess.
Heck! It’s a good thing she didn’t complain about the food, isn’t
Come on! Isn’t this “terrorism” nonsense all going a bit too far?
Aren’t we all beginning to look just a bit STUPID?!
Aren’t the worst terrorists these days the media themselves?
P.S. I just discovered something very disturbing…
I’ve got a brown face! You see, I’m a British Asian! I use the
internet, and I’ve been “sending messages”!
And sometimes…. sometimes, I don’t shave for a day or two!…
Which, put together, can make me look “very suspicious”, don’t
you think? Rather like the guys on all those terrorist mugshots,
you keep seeing on TV…
Waddya think? Should I be called in for questioning?….
Guess what? I might even be in your neighborhood someday. And I
might STILL not have shaved properly! (Shock! Horror!)
P.P.S Bob Dylan got it just right in Talkin’ John Birch Society
Blues. . Check out the lyrics. Just
substitute “Terrorist” for “Red” or “Communist” .
And bear in mind, he wrote over forty years ago. I guess some
idiots never change?
You might like to check out Masters Of War, while you’re at it. Just think “Bush/Blair” as you read it.